the-gingerdancer:

papayadog:

scandalous

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

Reblogged from kitten

okaywork:

when someone’s on your nerves but they sensitive af so you cant go off

image

acklesism:

no but seriously how cute is the word tummy 

you can talk so seriously about stomachs

but as soon as someone drops the tummy word

everyone is like (●´∀`●)

tummies 。◕‿◕。

Reblogged from Modern Enchantment
Tags: tummies

morgrana:

spoken-not-written:

phlilester:

spoken-not-written:

whoever invented cramps is an asshole

ur an 18 year old boy

NOT JUST FEMALES GET CRAMPS WTF I GOT CRAMP IN MY FOOT FROM ALL THE SEX I’VE NOT BEEN HAVING OKAY CRAMPS DONT JUST HAPPEN IN THE LADY POCKET REGION OR WHATEVER

the lady pocket region

Reblogged from what
Tags: wow

heart:

there are people that use their phone in the bathroom and there are people that lie

Reblogged from Awesomesawws
Tags: HAH

mitchstompedmytaco:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

Reblogged from Devilish dork
Tags: awww

breakfastburritoe:

depressed-0bsessed:

breakfastburritoe:

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

Reblogged from Hilarious Posts
Tags: god

toastradamus:

no

the world is NOT a beautiful place

there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas

the world is a horrifying place

Reblogged from Awesomesawws

meladoodle:

follow the yolo brick road

Reblogged from [gavin screaming]
Tags: stfu

lovingfoss666:

the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit

Tags: Yes