cindehella:

cinematic masterpiece

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ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

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Tags: all the time

the13thcommander:

der—riese:

the13thcommander:

tupacabra:

neanerbeaner:

tupacabra:

people who say “melk” instead of milk

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I say melk…

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you know, melk is actually the dutch word for milk

are you really going to beat up all of holland

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Tags: OH MY GOD
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

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the-boy-with-the-kaiju-tattoos:

releasethemurderbirds:

a girl should always carry tampons because they can be used as a ward against immature boys

simply present one and watch the look of horror on his face as he is forced backwards

build a wall of tampons and no boy can cross

they will not summon the courage to breach the cotton wall

girl power

A BARRICADE OF TAMPONS

VIVA LE MENSTRUATION  

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ahobbitscourage:

do you ever check how much time there’s left of an episode just to make sure they won’t stop there

viserystargeryen:

viserystargeryen:

my auntie brought us these weird circular pediatric things from Hong Kong

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so, naturally

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sTOP reLBOGGING THIS IT WAS A STUPID DECISION ON A STUPID DAY IT WAS A WEEK AGO OK I’VE CHANGED

lissanaria:

aisurusenka:

celestialdeth:



Ask Siri if it plans to fill your room with deadly neurotoxin

lol

lissanaria:

aisurusenka:

celestialdeth:

Ask Siri if it plans to fill your room with deadly neurotoxin

lol

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nahshaw:

if you’ve met your favorite celebrity and by any chance you touched their hand just know that at some point they touched their genitals with said hand 

Reblogged from forgive my lying eyes

dual-destininies:

when your blog gets popular enough to get anon hate

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Tags: someday